EPISODE 18.
After sikirat’s departure. Janet became the cook. Her food wasn’t as delicious as that of sikirat, but it was manageable. Janet was something else, she would act strict and bossy whenever madam was around, she would insult me and shout at me to the extent that her mummy would beg me to ignore and disregard her. But after her mummy’s departure to work and gideon’s departure to school, the compound would become a sex zone. We would dance, bleep, gist, eat and end it with tutorial sessions. On many
occasions, we would be running around the house while Unclad.
Throughout the first week, I missed sikirat so much that I do call her frequently. But in the second week, the passion for sikirat reduced drastically as janet was killing me with love and
romance. I had to switch off my phone or placed it on silence whenever janet is around me.
Three weeks gone, sikirat hadn’t returned and next weekend is jamb examination. Throughout the week, I was busy preparing janet for exam, its was then that I learnt her centre was in Ibadan and she would have to travel on friday morning and lodge at her uncle’s residence in Ibadan. I talked to my friends who are into examinations “runs” to send answers to me during the exam which I planed to send to janet without madam’s knowledge
because I was very sure we didn’t prepare very well for the exams.
On friday morning, madam told me to follow her in her car, she would drop me at her friend’s store to get some items for janet before she leaves for ibadan. As we were driving in her car, she kept patting my laps at interval whenever we discussed something funny. We had series of discussion about sikirat’s mother who died, about janet and jamb, about how I see her
house,she told me I will be helping with cooking pending janet’s arrival, she asked about my girlfriend of which I kept smiling at intervals and she kept patting my laps. She finally dropped me at a supermarket and had a private discussion with the shop owner and she left.
The super mart owner gave me tin of milk and milo, soaps, and some other gift items. I returned home on a bike, Janet picked out of the items I brought and she left for the garage which I
At about 6pm, janet called to inform me about her successful journey. She told me to go to the kitchen and see the food timetable for that night. “Chaiii, I don turn house boy for here, see wetin sikirat’s absence don cause”. I placed a call to sikirat for guide lines on how to prepare porridge which was on the time table, sikirat laughed at me to the extreme on the phone. She
even flattered me saying “I pray make aunty janet spend one week so dat u go be the cook for a whole week”. I followed her instructions and prepared the porridge. Gideon was so spoilt that
he couldn’t boil an ordinary water. His laziness made the whole cooking stressful.
I served myself and gideon because madam hadn’t arrived from the bank. After eating dinner, I went to bed immediately at around 7:30pm because I was so tired. At few minutes past 8pm,I heard madam’s voice in the living room. I overheard her chatting with gideon about dinner and the person who cooked it.
I overheard her commenting on the food as she was eating. She asked of me from gideon and she was told I had gone to bed. She bid gideon “goodnight” and went into her room.
ME: hello ma.
MADAM: onihaxy the international cook
ME: **laughed** I only tried my little best ma
MADAM: you tried sha. But janet and sikirat will beat you in cooking any day anytime.***laughed**
ME: ***laughed back*** ok ma, I will improve tomorrow morning
MADAM: ok dear. meanwhile, where are the bathing soaps you brought from the supermart, I couldn’t find it in the bathroom.
ME: its with me ma, I don’t know where I will drop them so I took them to my room.
MADAM: ohhh God!!!. I need it urgently to take my bath with it. Please bring one into my room right away
ME: ***amazed***, ok ma, I’m coming right away.
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